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TMRRFC's SCOUT DROP OUT TOUR 2007
Big thanks to the Dartmouth Pigdogs for hosting us!
TMRRFC's SCOUT DROP OUT TOUR 2007
READ THE TOUR RULES. Know them. Love them. Feel them:
YA GOTTA LOOK HOT
1. Everyone must have a uniform. (scout, ranger, beaver, girl guide brownie)
2. EVERYONE MUST CONSTRCUT or PURCHASE a SASH that they must have on them at ALL TIMES (Shower, playing field ect.)
3.ALL ROOKIES, must CONSTRCUT a DREAM CATCHER and have it on them at all times, we want to be at one with nature here
4. Rookies will be provided with a survival kit which they must have on them at all times.
MORE TUNES
Cds
tapes VHS DVD ipods+ itrips betamax. It’s a long bus ride bring
anything you can we don’t want to be stuck like last year for a
silen trip.
BUSY BEAVER.
On
the bus you will be given a secret item which you must build by the
time we get back on the bus to drive home. I don’t care how you do it
but you must all have your items constructed.
MOTTO
On the drive down everyone will be asked to write a motto for tour
The organizing committee will then select the best one and it will be recited before facing our opponents (Haka stylee)
CUZ SCOUTS NEED FUNDS
All
rookies will be given 20 cookies to sell. The price for these cookies
is minimum 1$, if you can get more for them that’s pretty awesome and
you might be rewarded accordingly. You will be provided with receipts
that will have to be provided to your customers. Customers can be
anyone except other rookies. All received funds and receipts must be
handed to the tour planning committee upon selling of the 20 cookies.
THERE WILL BE SOME DRINKING
1.The
tour shot is the Mint Chocolate Chip cookie. It consists of 1 part
Crème de Cacao and 1 part Crème de menthe. It MUST be taken by everyone
as the 1st drink in ANY BAR WE GO TO
2. All drinking to be done with the left hand. All chugging with the right hand.
3.
If more than 5 people are together at once, any vet can yell "BE
PREPARED." At this point everyone must get themselves a drink. This can
not be yelled in the bathroom, but interestingly enough, can be yelled
in the shower.
4. All drinks must be consumed before changing locations. No leaving 1/2 drunken beers. Let's not be wasteful.
5.
There will be five big plastic drinking straws floating around. Should
you find one in your drink, you must drink the rest of your beverage
through the straw ASAP. Then you can pass on the straw to another
unsuspecting sucker (literally!)
6. Coasters are never permitted. Hold that drink in your hand.
7.
Reminder: drunk is fun, puking/passed out is not. Anyone found in a
puddle of their own sick will a) be taken care of and b) be at the
mercy of the vets for the rest of the summer. If it's a vet who passes
out, he'll be the rookie slave for the rest of the tour. (Note: if you
pass out in your bed, you're off the hook. But if you puke in your bed,
and we have to pay for "mattress scouring" the previously mentioned
penalties will apply.)
8. Oh, and anyone without I.D.
(or a reasonable facsimile thereof) which proves they are over 19 may
have problems accompanying the club to various drinking establishments.
Get some I.D. or be ready for a rockin' hotel-only tour.
SECRET SOCIETY OF THE SCOUTS
1. Everyone will be assigned a buddy. Together, each pair must:
- come up with a secret handshake
- name it
- whenever you see your buddy, you must greet each other with this move
PENALTIES
1. Chug or pay 1$ to the vet with the neon pink fanny pack. The max a person can pay is 10$.
2.
Mr. Plow. It's simple, do something stupid, wear Mr. Plow. You must
keep this on (even while playing) until someone else does something
stupid. An action is deemed stupid if agreed upon by 5 vets.
3.
Kangaroo Powow. If you don't know what it is, you'll find out. If you
know what it is - keep that in mind when deciding whether or not it's a
good idea to serenade the police with "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
while naked in the central square fountain. (Hint: it is.)
DON'T ACT LIKE AN A-HOLE
1.
Rookies can't complain. Ever. No one likes a whiny beyotch. Rookies
can't penalize vets, but can penalize another rookie. (Vets can
override the rookie-to-rookie penalty.)
2. Vets can penalize anyone.
3.
Men penalize men. Women penalize women. In rare circumstances there may
be cross-gender penalties, but only once agreed upon by a vet of the
same gender as the poor schmuck getting penalized.
4. The rules can't be changed, but more can be added by the tour committee (P.P. Grody, Ciara and Cathy)
5.
Nudity, while appreciated, is never to be used as a penalty. We all
know that if you just wait long enough, it'll happen anyway (remember
the 50th?)
6. Anyone who is rude to our hosts or to
another Townie will be brutally penalized for the rest of the summer.
This is a fun tour kids - let's feel the love.
OTHER THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND
-No rookie can point
-Shark attacks are in effect (once every 20 minutes)
-Air raids can only be called by the tour commissar
-Keep the bus driver sober
Fellow Townies,
The snow will melt soon and it will be time once again for a killer spring tour.
This year we will be going to Halifax NS. The cost will be around 200$ but has yet to be officially confirmed.
To reserve your spot you must pay a 100$ deposit as soon as possible. It is payable to me.
The theme of the tour is " So we can't pitch a tent: TMRRFC presents the Boy Scout Girl Guide Drop Out Tour"
Departure is Friday May 11 at 12:01 Am, so get that day off from work, and we will return on the Sunday afternoon.
For more information please do hesitate to contact me : pierrepgros@msn.com
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